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This page is devoted to sharing some of the ways our companion animals find to make us laugh and smile. if you have a fun story or animal experience and want to share it, please send it to info@snapus.org for consideration for our “Fun Stuff” section.

Something for the Kids
Pull out the crayons and print out this Spay Day USA coloring page (PDF format, Adobe Acrobat required) for your kids!
Things We Can Learn From Dogs
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Be direct with people; if necessary let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.
4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
6. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as they drag you out from under the bed).
7. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
Thoughts On Dogs...

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. - M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. - James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. - Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. - Unknown

The Difference Between Dogs and Cats
Ms. Clair Gluck of San Antonio shared this observation she heard from a man in Austria:
 
When a person takes good care of a dog and provides it with good food and a warm, dry place to sleep, the dog thinks, "People must be gods."
 
When a person takes good care of a cat and provides it with good food and a warm, dry place to sleep, the cat thinks, "I must be a god."

 

 

 

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